I'm in hot water.

I'm not a fan of getting wet.  I don't like water splashed on me, I don't like being rained on, I hate getting squirted with water.  One of my hugest issues when traveling is dealing with crappy, oftentimes mediocre, foreign showers.  I don't like swimming pools, lakes, or cold, dark ocean water(I'm actually quite fearful of it).  I'm not even much of a fan of getting in warm, clear ocean water. But, boy howdy, I make up for all of it by taking quite hot, long American showers.  God bless USA and our fantastic showers.