There's a spider in my shower
It's on the tile with the flower
Do I scream or do I cower?
Nah, I think I have more power
I look at it and say
"Stop looking at me naked and get out of my way!"
It decided it would rather stay
Today will be the spider's last day
While I splash and while I sing
I get an idea, my brain goes "ding!"
I throw water at the thing
Down goes spider, hope it enjoys dying
*Inspired by spiders in showers the world over.